Death Paste
This stuff is good at
parties. It should make you a hit with the ladies too.
You'll need 20 Slim Jims, preferably non-spicy. If you're the
communist-type and you get the 12 inch kind, you'll only need 8.
Take off all of the
wrappings and put them (the Slim Jims) into a food processor or a
heavy-duty blender and put it on high. Do not hesitate to use
a stick or something of the like to prod the stuff into the blades.
Pretty soon, you'll have a really thick, nasty paste. Then take
what you can get out of the blender, or food processor and get it out
into a bowl. It's now ready to eat! I usually eat it
straight out of the bowl with a spoon. Oh yeahhhh. Enjoy!
*PS If you liked this
recipe, try adding water and ice to make a slurpy version!
Salty Fluffy Squares
Mmmm.. Salt and Fluff.
Sounds good, huh? That's because it is, you bloody fool! Heh. You'll
need some Saltines and some Fluffernutter. Yesss... Remember
Fluffernutter? You oughta. That stuff is the fuckin' bomb.
If you don't like that stuff, you can die.
First you get some Saltines
and put them on a plate. Then you spread Fluffernutter all over
them! Oh yeah.... This stuff is so nasty, but it's sooo
good.
*PS... I was sick as I
wrote these 2 recipes. That could explain why I sound a bit
insane. If that still doesn't make sense.. it's because, well.
I get insane when I get sick
I need
some more recipes for this new section. If you don't help me out
with this, you will go to hell and God will stop loving you. :)