These are some conversations that I have with people on AIM. Read them, they are funny. But sometimes they're just dumb.

Andy the Hypocrit

Apendrapew: So what's new?
Malystrix28: hehe not much
Apendrapew: Good. Pickle hates my new song!!!!!! Aaaaaaa
Apendrapew: Oh well.. I like it.. and Austin likes it
Malystrix28: hehe
Apendrapew: So he'll have to play it! 
Apendrapew: We'll force hi
Apendrapew: m
Apendrapew: Beat him up, and then attatch strings to him.. make him a puppet.
Malystrix28: some lady bought groceries and had a dog stuffed in the backpack she was wearing
Malystrix28: i hit a squirrel this morning
Apendrapew: I wonder how I would do that and play at the same time though... damnit!! it will never work
Malystrix28: shouldnt have been in the road
Apendrapew: Oh jesus!
Malystrix28: hehe
Apendrapew: Randomness
Apendrapew: It was alive before you.....
Apendrapew: Oh.. that's sad.
Apendrapew: But those things are fuckin' dumb
Malystrix28: no it wasnt
Malystrix28: yeah
Apendrapew: They should learn from all their dead relatives that died in those car accidents
Malystrix28: haha
Malystrix28: yes
Apendrapew: You know what else is dumb?... Dogs.. those things piss me off
Malystrix28: haha
Apendrapew: So fuckin' dumb.. and they're cowards..
Apendrapew: They bark and shit at you..
Apendrapew: and then when you don't back down, they scamper away like huge fuckin' pussies!
Malystrix28: mine was eating out of the trash and had stuff spread out all over the place
Malystrix28: i was mad
Apendrapew: Ahhhh!!
Malystrix28: haha
Apendrapew: It's our own faults though.. we made them this way
Malystrix28: yes
Apendrapew: Ohh.... they're so cute!! and they'll sit and stay on my goddamn lap!
Malystrix28: most things in this world can be blammed on human beings 
Malystrix28: haha
Malystrix28: had a bad dog experience today?
Malystrix28: geeeeez
Apendrapew: Yeah, I guess they can.. they can also be blamed on.. 
Apendrapew: No.. They just piss me off
Malystrix28: okk
Apendrapew: Ughhhh, like when I'm running.
Apendrapew: Austin's dog fuckin' pisses me off!
Malystrix28: haha
Apendrapew: Man that thing is fuckin' vicious
Malystrix28: oh wow
Apendrapew: It's stupid too.. it barks at nothing... like it's just angry or something
Apendrapew: What the hell does a dog have to be angry about/
Malystrix28: people do that too
Apendrapew: I never bark like that.

'Tis the Season to be Homicidal

pUnKcOvErSgRl: GUESS WHAT
pUnKcOvErSgRl: !!
Apendrapew: I don't know.. I'm not guessing either
Apendrapew: So, tell me, what is it?
pUnKcOvErSgRl: lol well my sea monkeys didn't DIE
Apendrapew: Whadid I tell ya!
Apendrapew: Are they actually alive? I knew those suckers were hardy
pUnKcOvErSgRl: lol
pUnKcOvErSgRl: yup their swimmin around hehe
Apendrapew: I mean.. how can they be living?
Apendrapew: What the hell are they?
pUnKcOvErSgRl: lol
pUnKcOvErSgRl: sea monkeys??
Apendrapew: Yeah.. how big are they?
Apendrapew: and do they have circulatory systems and all that junk..
pUnKcOvErSgRl: umm
pUnKcOvErSgRl: not big at all
pUnKcOvErSgRl: very small
Apendrapew: Yeep
pUnKcOvErSgRl: hehe
Apendrapew: I was going to buy you some for christmas to replace those too.
Apendrapew: Ahhh... oh well
pUnKcOvErSgRl: Merry Christmas and Happy holidays lalla stupid N*SYNC
Apendrapew: Ughhh ugh ugh.
pUnKcOvErSgRl: lol
Apendrapew: Are you joking me? they have a christmas song?
Apendrapew: They should be sedated
pUnKcOvErSgRl: lol
pUnKcOvErSgRl: yup they have a whole christmas cd
pUnKcOvErSgRl: smart one
Apendrapew: Well I'm sorry.. I'm not exactly a hardcore teeny bopper like some people...
Apendrapew: hehe
pUnKcOvErSgRl: nah i don't really listen to their songs but it was on the radio and Kristin made me listen to it and now it won't get out of my head
pUnKcOvErSgRl: AHHH
Apendrapew: Yeah, yeah, ummm sure!!!
pUnKcOvErSgRl: BLAH BITE ME

Apendrapew: Punkcover teenybopper girl!!!
Apendrapew: AH hahahahaaha!!!
pUnKcOvErSgRl: BUTTHEAD
pUnKcOvErSgRl: i'll get u for that

Grr... I'm buff 

Tory says:
hey hey
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
hey g
Tory says:
what's up 
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
nothing.. homework
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
synchronizing work I've done today onto my comptuer
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
That kind of stuff.. what's up with you?
Tory says:
n2m just got back from the mall with Cara
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
Sweet.. did you guys get your pictures taken?
Tory says:
nope
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
Damn. Guess what?
Tory says:
what
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
I've been gaining weight mad fast..
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
Like a pound a friggin' week
Tory says:
wow u fatty haha
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
It's been like a month since I started lifting weights... I've gained 4.5 lbs
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
soon, I'll be able to have my long anticipated revenge on my brothers..
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
I'll fart on their faces.. and there's gonna be nothing they can do about it
Tory says:
yea right
Tory says:
john will waste u
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
Lol, we'll see about that..
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
and don't tell him anything I've been saying
awaranowski@attbi.com says:
I want it to be a suprise for him
Tory says:
lol okkkk

Yay, I make people happy

MeSki53: what up dawg
Apendrapew: Hey dawg! what's up
MeSki53: I've got a couple of questions for you
MeSki53: you attended the MD semi this year right?
Apendrapew: Nope
MeSki53: ok, why is that?
Apendrapew: Cause.. I just didn't..
MeSki53: what would make you go?
Apendrapew: A LAN video game fest!
Apendrapew: hah.. I dunno
MeSki53: haha, now I can't promise that
MeSki53: would you like a band trip next year?
Apendrapew: Yeah!
Apendrapew: dude! That would be badass!
MeSki53: ok, I put that at the top of the list
Apendrapew: All of the people in the band should go on a cruise too.. then we'll finally kill ourselves..
MeSki53: how about a huge Senior trip too, not something gay like Boston like they're doing this year
Apendrapew: Cool. Let's do the cruise thign
Apendrapew: that sounds sweet
MeSki53: that might be really diffucult and pricey, but I would definately look into it and do my best to get it if people wanted it
MeSki53: it does sound sweet
Apendrapew: Haha! You better
Apendrapew: AC all the way
Apendrapew: AC! AC! AC! Tha man with the plan!
MeSki53: hahahahaha
MeSki53: that seriously just made my dull night

Cheese.. Mmm.

AgitatedFnMonkey: CheezerWeezer: i was taking an aerobics class and we were doing all this....bouncing around and i was like....if everyone started bouncing when they started to get angry, then no one would be angry!
AgitatedFnMonkey: you should put that on your website

My Little Joke

FYI: This joke is long and not very funny

Apendrapew: *yawn* oh, hey there
LaidePitue: Heyyyyy
Apendrapew: It's Sarahhhhhh
LaidePitue: It's Annddddyyyyyy.
Apendrapew: Heheh
LaidePitue: Whatcha doing, Andy?
Apendrapew: Thinking about hitting the happysack
Apendrapew: Really soon.. I have a meet tomorrow
LaidePitue: Yah, I have practice at 8:30.
Apendrapew: What are you doing?
Apendrapew: Oh.
LaidePitue: Talking.
LaidePitue: I'm wicked giddy tonite.
Apendrapew: Teehee
LaidePitue: Someone called me today to tell me that the swim meet was still on tonite.
LaidePitue: And then I got there, and it was only practice.
Apendrapew: Awe...
LaidePitue: BASTARDS.
Apendrapew: No kidding, eh.. you should have been like "Eh! What the hell is this?!"
Apendrapew: and then disembowled everyone
LaidePitue: Man, I should disembowl Steverenio for doing it.
Apendrapew: Yeeeeyaa..
Apendrapew: is that person Spanish or something?
LaidePitue: No, thats our Coach.
Apendrapew: and I've got a million words and phrases on the tip of my tongue for the only non stranger next to me soon she'll know... know, knwo.. so let them stare.
LaidePitue: Nice song.
Apendrapew: http://www.reallyrics.com/lyrics/I000300050004.asp
Apendrapew: It's actually Incubus
LaidePitue: I figured.
LaidePitue: I'm listening to Salt N Pepa.
LaidePitue: Its good.
Apendrapew: heha
LaidePitue: Lol, you donkey.
Apendrapew: Don't go chasing waterfalls... hey, that's.. TCL
LaidePitue: Lmao, yup.
LaidePitue: Salt N Pepa is like "Its a she thang and its all in me I can be anyting that I wanna be!"
Apendrapew: For DARE, the police officer that was teaching us, told us about bands he liked and he was talking about Salt N pepa
Apendrapew: It was soo great
LaidePitue: Lmao, I like them.
Apendrapew: Cause he had a squeaky voice too
LaidePitue: Good messages, and its good rap.
LaidePitue: Lmao!
Apendrapew: Really
LaidePitue: Yah.
LaidePitue: AAA, its like 11 now.
LaidePitue: I haven't stayed up for this long in a while.
Apendrapew: Yeah, yeah. It is..
Apendrapew: Moooooooo
LaidePitue: Quack.
Apendrapew: Hey, wanna hear a joke?
LaidePitue: Sure.
Apendrapew: Okay..
Apendrapew: There was this guy that worked in a lab
Apendrapew: The people in the lab made a car whose fuel was vaseline
Apendrapew: He was the guy that tested it..
LaidePitue: she's uses vaaaaasssaaaline
Apendrapew: So he was driving around and it ran out of vaseline....
LaidePitue: Okay.
LaidePitue: Yah.
Apendrapew: Meanwhile.. there was a family nearby..
Apendrapew: They just finished dinner and they had a dispute abuot who was to do the dishes
Apendrapew: So......
Apendrapew: They all decided to get naked and lie down on the living room floor
Apendrapew: So thennnnnnn
LaidePitue: Yes, cause you know thats what all american families do when they have to do the dishes.
Apendrapew: The guy whose vaseline ran out, went to the door to get some more vaseline..
Apendrapew: Of course..
Apendrapew: Then he rings the door..
Apendrapew: no one gets up.. cause the person who gets up has to do the dishes
LaidePitue: nice rules.
Apendrapew: there are cars and lights on, so he just opens the door, thinking someone had to be home
Apendrapew: So he goes in, and says, "hello?" and shit
Apendrapew: and then looks for vaseline
Apendrapew: and then he goes to the living room and sees the people naked lying on the floor
Apendrapew: He's kinda weirded out by now
Apendrapew: He goes to the mother... notices she's breathing
Apendrapew: She's okay
LaidePitue: Hot wise?
Apendrapew: and so is the mother and daughter
LaidePitue: Ohhhh, kk.
Apendrapew: sooooo
Apendrapew: Then he's eyeing the mother
Apendrapew: and then decides to have his way with her
Apendrapew: and so he does
LaidePitue: Omg, the violence.
Apendrapew: She's perfectly still
Apendrapew: Doesn't object to it or antything
Apendrapew: and then he's eyeing over the daughter..
Apendrapew: And then he has his way with her
Apendrapew: And then he gets up.. and decides to go
Apendrapew: He's talking to himself outloud, "Okay! Now where's the vaseline?!"
Apendrapew: And then the father gets up, "Okay!!! okay!! I'll do the dishes!!!"
LaidePitue: Is that the end?
Apendrapew: Yes.
Apendrapew: Get it?
LaidePitue: OHHHHHHH
LaidePitue: Lol
Apendrapew: ahahahhahhaahaha
LaidePitue: Thats a good one.
Apendrapew: It is.

Gross

LaidePitue: You know what?!
Apendrapew: No
LaidePitue: There was no fights!
Apendrapew: Aghh! ripoff
LaidePitue: One pussy one, and thats it!
Apendrapew: Jesus!
Apendrapew: No fish?
LaidePitue: No fish.
LaidePitue: They had chuck a puck.
Apendrapew: That stinks
LaidePitue: Yah.
LaidePitue: I was mad.
LaidePitue: It was freezing last nite too.
Apendrapew: Yup, it was
Apendrapew: I went skiing
LaidePitue: Fun?
Apendrapew: Fell down atleast 11 times
LaidePitue: How did the meet go for you guy?
Apendrapew: I suck at it!!
LaidePitue: Wow.
Apendrapew: But it was alright
LaidePitue: Lol, I'm sorry.
Apendrapew: The meet?
Apendrapew: We don'
Apendrapew: don
Apendrapew: don't have one for a while
LaidePitue: Ohhh, kk.
LaidePitue: I thought you said you had one.
Apendrapew: Oh.
Apendrapew: At practice today I was like "let's learn Island in the Sun".. and we did
Apendrapew: It was great, but pickle sucks at singing
LaidePitue: Lol.
LaidePitue: Its a good song.
Apendrapew: Hey, read my profile
LaidePitue: Lol.
LaidePitue: And I'm guessing that happened too?
LaidePitue: Are you guys going to do that Puzzle Bubble Theme Song.
Apendrapew: hah, no, brb
LaidePitue: Kk.
Apendrapew: I tried to do pushups with my bro on my back..
Apendrapew: Kinda hard
LaidePitue: Wow.
LaidePitue: I would think that would be hard.
Apendrapew: He can do 13 of them with me on him
Apendrapew: He lifts massive weights, you should see him
LaidePitue: Wow, whatta big boy.
Apendrapew: He has testosterone
Apendrapew: He's not that big either!
LaidePitue: Ecks, yah.
Apendrapew: He weighs the same as me, cept he's shorter, has less body fat, and waaay more muscle
LaidePitue: Sounds nice.
Apendrapew: Yeah, it's kind of gross
Apendrapew: Beause he wants to be even bigger and nastier looking
LaidePitue: Ewww, too much muscle is bad.
LaidePitue: There has to be a limit.
Apendrapew: I'll stop when I get as big as you
LaidePitue: Lol.
LaidePitue: Kk.
LaidePitue: Cause everybody knows I'm buff.
LaidePitue: *Grrr*
Apendrapew: ragh!
LaidePitue: Tears for Fears all the way!
Apendrapew: < bangs his head on something hard
Apendrapew: What?
LaidePitue: Tears for Fears.
Apendrapew: Yeah
LaidePitue: Thats the next 80's ppl that I have to listen too.
LaidePitue: Cause I got Depeche Mode covered pretty well.
Apendrapew: Ohh
LaidePitue: I mean, I have like 9 of their cds and granted I have to get some of the new ones, but I'll get that in time.
Apendrapew: Heh.. I heard Cindy Lauper today
LaidePitue: She's good too.
Apendrapew: She's the Antichrist!
LaidePitue: Lol, I like her.
Apendrapew: So you priortize which artists you're goign to listen to?
LaidePitue: In a way, I guess so.
LaidePitue: Tears for Fears is good though. A lot of movie songs.
Apendrapew: What's the worst band you can think of?
Apendrapew: Who made it as far as the public eye.. (that way you can't say 'cause for panic'"
LaidePitue: In the 80's?
Apendrapew: all time
LaidePitue: Lol, I wouldn't say that.
LaidePitue: I think Kemp's band.
LaidePitue: They were pretty bad.
LaidePitue: Do they count?
Apendrapew: Long shot?
Apendrapew: Mike Kemp?
LaidePitue: Uhh...Yah.
LaidePitue: Yup.
LaidePitue: That would be him.
Apendrapew: haha
LaidePitue: I love Jackson and all.
Apendrapew: I didn't think they were that bad.. I would say Blur is probably the worst band
LaidePitue: Better for Ezra!
LaidePitue: They were horrible.
Apendrapew: or that band "Trio"!
Apendrapew: Heh, I don't know them
Apendrapew: Do you remember Trio?
Apendrapew: They did "da da da"
LaidePitue: And the Cranberries, some of thier stuff was good but not good enough.
LaidePitue: Vaguely.
Apendrapew: I wanted to put a bullet in my head after hearing that so many times
LaidePitue: Lol.
Apendrapew: Heh
LaidePitue: Just about anything poppy now sucks.
LaidePitue: Britnay Spears.
Apendrapew: Haha, what about N'sync's christmas album?
LaidePitue: Gross.
LaidePitue: YESSSSS

Apendrapew: That's not too shabby!
LaidePitue: Lol.
Apendrapew: I was listening to it... kinda catchy
LaidePitue: I think everybody should have a copy so they can have a reminder of what shitass music is.
Apendrapew: Yeah, hah
Apendrapew: You been playing your bone?
LaidePitue: A little bit.
LaidePitue: I'm wicked sick right now. I'm kind of scared too, cause then I'll probably get my cold again.
Apendrapew: I haven't.. lol
LaidePitue: Yah, I've barely played.
Apendrapew: You don't have a cold now?
LaidePitue: No, I do.
LaidePitue: My voice goes in and out.
Apendrapew: I see.
LaidePitue: So, I can't really like talk on the phone for too long, and I sound like shit.
Apendrapew: Do you take vitamins?
Apendrapew: Those things are great!
LaidePitue: Lmao, no.
LaidePitue: I took like one cough thing yesterday.
LaidePitue: Thats it.
LaidePitue: I should probably take more.
Apendrapew: Yup, that's what they want
Apendrapew: They just came out with a cure for the frickin cold!
Apendrapew: Imagine that!
LaidePitue: Lmao.
LaidePitue: No, I bet its not a cure though.
LaidePitue: You'll just get it again.
Apendrapew: That's what I'm hearing
Apendrapew: It's really recent
LaidePitue: I bet its exspensive.
Apendrapew: Probablu.
Apendrapew: Gets the virus under control or somethign
LaidePitue: Besides, what's the point?
Apendrapew: not being sick,I suppose
LaidePitue: Colds don't kill you, and they just bug you.
LaidePitue: Yah, but as much as its a nuisance, maybe they should focus more on breast cancer than curing the cold.
Apendrapew: YEah
LaidePitue: Stupid people.
Apendrapew: I wonder how guys get mammograms
Apendrapew: Cause they bet breast cancer too
Apendrapew: get*
LaidePitue: Yah, they do.
LaidePitue: Probably same way.
Apendrapew: You can't put a male boob in a machine!
LaidePitue: Lol.
Apendrapew: Not doable
LaidePitue: Maybe they have one where they smudge it right against your chest/
Apendrapew: Papsmeier
LaidePitue: Huh?
Apendrapew: Ew, sounds uncomfortable still
Apendrapew: Oh wll
Apendrapew: Do you know what a Papsmere is?
LaidePitue: No.
Apendrapew: Oh.. it's gross, they probe a chick's uterous for signs of infection
LaidePitue: Ewwww.
LaidePitue: Nasty.
Apendrapew: and then if there's an infection, they take a laser with a fiber optic camera and then they zap the infected area
LaidePitue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LaidePitue: OMG

Apendrapew: jk..
LaidePitue: Lasers must hurt.
Apendrapew: lmao
LaidePitue: No, seriously.
Apendrapew: lol
Apendrapew: Yup, lasers hurt
LaidePitue: I bet if they did do that, you could smell the burning from inside you.
Apendrapew: EWwwww
Apendrapew: Put a turkey in there while you're at it
LaidePitue: Lmao.
Apendrapew: Make some stuffing
Apendrapew: Okay, eww
LaidePitue: Lol.
LaidePitue: I think you crossed a line.
Apendrapew: Yeah, I'll say
LaidePitue: Stuffin? Sheesh.
LaidePitue: How is the bass coming along?
LaidePitue: Are you good yet?>
Apendrapew: Mm.. getting better
Apendrapew: What do you like better "Catchphrase You" or "Cause for Panic"?
LaidePitue: Cause for Panic.
LaidePitue: Its easier to say to me.
LaidePitue: But Cause for Panic seems boring too.
LaidePitue: I don't know./
Apendrapew: Boring?! What?
Apendrapew: Want some stuffing?
LaidePitue: Lmao.
LaidePitue: NOOOOO
Apendrapew: :-)
LaidePitue: You are NOT going to stuff some laser in my uterus.
LaidePitue: Grrrrr-rosss kid.
Apendrapew: hehe
Apendrapew: I gotta go
Apendrapew: I'll talk to you later
LaidePitue: Kk, see ya

Sarah's Hygenic Advice (don't be a scummer!)

LittellePoohead: Niels, what time do you have to be at school on Saturday?
nielsslein: i dunno
LittellePoohead: Kk.
nielsslein: btw, what was w/ u squirting gel down my shirt?
LittellePoohead: You told meto do the laundry.
LittellePoohead: YOUR laundry.
LittellePoohead: That was bullshit.
nielsslein: lol
nielsslein: what by that was,
nielsslein: if u don't like the pile, then u can clean it
nielsslein: otherwise don't tell me to do my laundry
nielsslein: that's it
LittellePoohead: O, was its cause I almost laid down in it and then it smelt like ass.
nielsslein: lol
nielsslein: well, don't lie down in it again, k?
LittellePoohead: Dude, do you shower before football games?
LittellePoohead: I won't.
nielsslein: lol, no of course not
nielsslein: i talk one after the game
LittellePoohead: I think you should take one before the game sometime.
LittellePoohead: It would help your uniform....a lot.
nielsslein: lol
nielsslein: ok
LittellePoohead: Seriously.
nielsslein: ok
LittellePoohead: They only clean those things once a year. And if you get it smelling like ass after the first game then you stuck with that smell forever.
nielsslein: bah
LittellePoohead: So, just do a favor for yourself and take a shower in the morning for now on.
LittellePoohead: I think it would help you.
nielsslein: but then i'd have to get up around 5:30
LittellePoohead: Why?
LittellePoohead: You guys pick me up at like 7:10, what time does Pete take his shower?
nielsslein: in case u haven't noticed, i'm not much of a morning person
LittellePoohead: Yes, but a shower would help you.
LittellePoohead: It'll wake you up.
LittellePoohead: Can you just try it one day?
nielsslein: we'll see
LittellePoohead: You might like it.
nielsslein: maybe i will
LittellePoohead: Can you promise me?
LittellePoohead: Just try it once.
nielsslein: sure
LittellePoohead: If you don't like, then I can't really force you to do it.
nielsslein: i'll do it on saturday :D
LittellePoohead: Kk.

Matt is God

Lunatik003: I like to ute ute ute uppals and banunus
Apendrapew: hehe
Apendrapew: It's fun
Lunatik003: we sang that at my kindergarten graduation
Lunatik003: I could still sing the whole song for you!
Apendrapew: Sweet
Lunatik003: (not that its hard to sing)
Apendrapew: Maybe when I'm done masturbating. jk
Lunatik003: well, you could masturbate to the rythm of my singing
Apendrapew: oh my f'in god
Apendrapew: hahah
Lunatik003: haha I know.. I know.. horrible I am
Apendrapew: Hungry hungry hippoes
Apendrapew: da da da dana da
Lunatik003: ooo!! Fun game... loud though
Apendrapew: Yeah

Schiggity haha

Apendrapew: Hey
pUnKcOvErSgRl: hey u
Apendrapew: Whaju do today?
pUnKcOvErSgRl: umm slept til 12
pUnKcOvErSgRl: brought stevie to the Y
pUnKcOvErSgRl: Quinn came over
pUnKcOvErSgRl: we watched a movie
Apendrapew: Oh. Cool
pUnKcOvErSgRl: umm i'm going to hang out with Quinn and them tonight i think
Apendrapew: Quinn Brian's cousin?
pUnKcOvErSgRl: yea
Apendrapew: We played bubble bobble at Austins house.
Apendrapew: It was cool
Apendrapew: and we're getting better as a band too
Apendrapew: but we're not as good as a band as we are at playing Bubble Bobble
pUnKcOvErSgRl: lol
pUnKcOvErSgRl: oohhh kkk
pUnKcOvErSgRl: scary
Apendrapew: We're going to cover Bubble Bobble's music
Apendrapew: It's going to confuse the crap out of people
Apendrapew: They're going to recognize it just barely enough to make them insane
pUnKcOvErSgRl: umm
pUnKcOvErSgRl: ok now u guys really do need help
Apendrapew: you should see it when we're all playing.. its the funniest thing ever
Apendrapew: Pickle is usually screaming, so funny
pUnKcOvErSgRl: wow
pUnKcOvErSgRl: lol
pUnKcOvErSgRl: i can't though i'm not allowed too
pUnKcOvErSgRl: i'm not cool enough or something like that
pUnKcOvErSgRl: we're not going to get into that though
Apendrapew: He just doesn't want you to make fun of him
Apendrapew: Like we all know you would do
Apendrapew: ;-)
Apendrapew: He's really not as bad as you say he is though
pUnKcOvErSgRl: i wouldn't make fun of him
pUnKcOvErSgRl: but whatever
Apendrapew: Yeah.... yeah, you DEFINITELY would
Apendrapew: lol
pUnKcOvErSgRl: umm actually i wouldn't
Apendrapew: Oh well
Apendrapew: You would make him cry
pUnKcOvErSgRl: but whatever i'm really in a pissy mood
Apendrapew: I know how you are
Apendrapew: really... why?
pUnKcOvErSgRl: my mom won't give me a later curfew and i've been asking for a long time and it's just really fucking pissing me off that everyone has a later curfew and i'm almost 18 and i have a 11 o'clock curfew and it's not fair i swear she thinks i'm 13 or something
Apendrapew: Yeah, that is pretty piss poor
Apendrapew: My mom lets me stay out way longer
pUnKcOvErSgRl: i know
Apendrapew: but I usually don't because I know she's staying up waiting for me.. and I feel bad
Apendrapew: So... she controls me by factor of guilt.
Apendrapew: She's tricky like that
pUnKcOvErSgRl: lol
Apendrapew: and your mom controls you by flatout telling you
pUnKcOvErSgRl: no i think Bitch says it all
pUnKcOvErSgRl: so do u and Brian get along ok
Apendrapew: Uh.. yeah, we always did
pUnKcOvErSgRl: Pickle's kinda mad at me cause of that whole thing
Apendrapew: We're not like jealous animals you see on the Discovery Channel
pUnKcOvErSgRl: lol well Brian still thinks that u don't like him
Apendrapew: Oh well. He'll get over it.
pUnKcOvErSgRl: lol
pUnKcOvErSgRl: most likely
Apendrapew: There's not much more I can say than "I don't hate you"
pUnKcOvErSgRl: i know
pUnKcOvErSgRl: he's Brian
pUnKcOvErSgRl: he's weird like that
Apendrapew: and you're Tory
Apendrapew: and you're no different
pUnKcOvErSgRl: what
pUnKcOvErSgRl: i have a new favorite song it's In the End by Linkin Park
Apendrapew: Yeah, I saw
pUnKcOvErSgRl: ohh that's right i gave u the link
Apendrapew: Yuppers
Apendrapew: I think that's a good song
Apendrapew: Their music doesn't have much diversity but it's not bad nonetheless
pUnKcOvErSgRl: yea i guess
pUnKcOvErSgRl: urgh so i guess i'm going to this party tonight
pUnKcOvErSgRl: brian's going to be there
pUnKcOvErSgRl: probably smoking and urgh maybe i shouldn't go
Apendrapew: Yeah.
Apendrapew: Unless you wanna smoke
Apendrapew: Or see your boytoy smoking
pUnKcOvErSgRl: no i don't want to smoke i know that no one will make me and i wouldn't do it anyway but just seeing him will make me want to kick his stupid ass
Apendrapew: So.. don't go
Apendrapew: Where is it?
pUnKcOvErSgRl: Brash's
pUnKcOvErSgRl: i think
pUnKcOvErSgRl: i know but i want to see Quinn before he leaves tomorrow morning and i was invited
Apendrapew: ohh
pUnKcOvErSgRl: y can't brian not be a loser and do stupid shit
pUnKcOvErSgRl: then i wouldn't feel the need to put my shoe up his ass
Apendrapew: Maybe you should smoke. Then you'll realize it's not dumb, but fun rather
pUnKcOvErSgRl: umm
pUnKcOvErSgRl: i'll pretend u didn't say that
Apendrapew: you can if you like
pUnKcOvErSgRl: i will
pUnKcOvErSgRl: cause it's fucking stupid
pUnKcOvErSgRl: and i don't care if i luv Brian or not doing that shit is just stupid and everyone that does it should walk off a cliff and die
Apendrapew: hey hey.. that's kinda harsh
pUnKcOvErSgRl: no it's not
Apendrapew: eeesh
pUnKcOvErSgRl: it's stupid to do we've only been told a thousand times it's not good for u but still people seem to think they know it all
Apendrapew: What about grandmas that have glaucoma?
Apendrapew: Should they die??
pUnKcOvErSgRl: sure
pUnKcOvErSgRl: they can die too if they like
Apendrapew: hehe
Apendrapew: We're all gonna die some day
Apendrapew: May as well have a good time doing it
pUnKcOvErSgRl: UMM that's not a good time
pUnKcOvErSgRl: sorry pal
Apendrapew: what's not a good time?
Apendrapew: People think it is
pUnKcOvErSgRl: i don't like to lose brain cells while having a good time that's not my definition sorry
Apendrapew: Why else would they do it?
pUnKcOvErSgRl: cause they're stupid
pUnKcOvErSgRl: cause they have no more brain cells
Apendrapew: When you're having a good time no matter what you're doing, your brain is releasing drugs into your bloodstream
Apendrapew: natural chemicals..
pUnKcOvErSgRl: natural drugs moron
Apendrapew: Pot is natural too..
Apendrapew: Honey
pUnKcOvErSgRl: yea from nature
pUnKcOvErSgRl: not from ur body
Apendrapew: So isn't Opium... Heroin... etc.
pUnKcOvErSgRl: THEY ARE NOT MADE BY UR BODY
Apendrapew: and?
pUnKcOvErSgRl: AKA don't put them in there
Apendrapew: Okay, I won't eat anything
Apendrapew: Becase it's not from my body
pUnKcOvErSgRl: so y don't u go so posion berries
pUnKcOvErSgRl: *eat
Apendrapew: I'll take a crap and eat that
pUnKcOvErSgRl: sur

Taner being a Ladies Man

Triton1050: now all i need is content for my pages
Triton1050: that is the hardere part
Apendrapew: heheh
Apendrapew: What will be the mood?
Triton1050: i dunno
Apendrapew: 'I hate women' is already taken.. sory
Triton1050: i had a goal this mornuing but i forgot
Triton1050: lol
Apendrapew: some chicks are alright though
Triton1050: and i threw away wheni was claenign the papaers everybody writes stuff on like numbers names and stuff
Triton1050: and i was like damn
Apendrapew: No shit! that happens at my house too
Triton1050: i didn't realize it till when i needed it
Triton1050: well the computer desk is very clean
Apendrapew: Damn
Triton1050: i reaarranged hte speaker wires
Triton1050: i wished i would have writtign down my goal
Triton1050: but then it would be gone
Apendrapew: It will come back to you.. prolly when you wake up tomorrow morning
Apendrapew: What time is the game again?
Triton1050: i was gonna reformat my computer so i organized my fiels and stuff to get ready to burn a backup cd and now my coputer is behaving
Triton1050: we got to be htere at 12
Apendrapew: awe..
Triton1050: sci fi is so weird right now
Triton1050: what should i put on my page kriag said i should put my metal bbands and diablo stuff
Triton1050: i'm asking everybody for help on this as my originality has left me wheni need it most
Apendrapew: First thing, don't listen to Kraig. he's a drum major
Triton1050: true but i like metal bands and diablo stuff
Apendrapew: And uh, second, the rest will come, just be ready
Apendrapew: oh
Triton1050: I find when i have good ideas i am in the middle of doing somethign else
Apendrapew: Yeah, that's how it normally goes
Triton1050: then i am like well i rem emerb that for later after i finsh this
Triton1050: theni forget
Apendrapew: Buy a minitape recorder
Triton1050: haha yeah
Apendrapew: Note to self.......
Triton1050: get laid
Apendrapew: haha
Triton1050: i should tatto that on my hand
Apendrapew: ouch
Apendrapew: I guess it would be worth it
Triton1050: yeah then the girls would be like what is on your hand
Triton1050: i 'll be like i dunno
Triton1050: and they will be like you need crib notes to rememrb that are you gay or soemthing
Triton1050: i'll be like no and thye will get up and leave
Apendrapew: holy shit. I just got an idea for MY website
Apendrapew: Make compilations of whacked out IM conversations and post them on it!
Apendrapew: lmao
Triton1050: yeah i know soemone who does that
Triton1050: or a few ppl wh do that
Triton1050: i think they are funny things to put on sites
Apendrapew: haha
Apendrapew: excellent.
Triton1050: i know i shit loads of whacked out conversations
Apendrapew: Including this one?
Triton1050: yeah this one is a littel
Triton1050: i mean i talked to myself a bit
Apendrapew: lol
Apendrapew: Yeah, I was looking at a FAQ for my palm Keyboard
Apendrapew: It works now though
Triton1050: palm keyboard ?
Apendrapew: Yes
Triton1050: you plaug one into it
Apendrapew: Not exactly..
Triton1050: wireless
Apendrapew: It attatches to it
Apendrapew: i'll show you some time at school
Triton1050: ok cool
Triton1050: humans the other whit emeat
Apendrapew: uhh?
Triton1050: it was a commerical on tv for a shark movie they are going to play tomorrow
Apendrapew: Exxxcellent
Apendrapew: I was listening to the Howars Stern show the other day.. this guy at a Bull penis
Apendrapew: ate*
Triton1050: thats gross
Triton1050: but it reminds of the ladies man where they were eating bar food
Triton1050: and some of it was bull nuts
Apendrapew: ughhh
Apendrapew: Smokin' crack, drinkin' beers.....
Triton1050: drinking beer beers beers
Triton1050: rolong fatties smokin blunt who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts
Triton1050: rolling blunts and smoking blunts

Tory being Tory, and me being an ass

PunkCoversGrl: bla
Apendrapew: Hey
PunkCoversGrl: reading is boring
PunkCoversGrl: too much of it
Apendrapew: Yeah, you should stop reading
PunkCoversGrl: lol
PunkCoversGrl: i wish
Apendrapew: You should get down and make love
PunkCoversGrl: WHAT
PunkCoversGrl: lol
Apendrapew: Yeah, I like it better than reading..
PunkCoversGrl: lol and how would u know this!
Apendrapew: Because.. I'm a man
Apendrapew: I know these things
PunkCoversGrl: LOL right uh huh
PunkCoversGrl: sure u do
Apendrapew: Are you disagreeing with me?!!!

Apendrapew: thought not...
PunkCoversGrl: lol
PunkCoversGrl: unless u can prove otherwise
Apendrapew: You would have to REALLY suck to do that..
PunkCoversGrl: what do u mean by that??
Apendrapew: You would really have to suck at doing it, for it to be worse than reading.
PunkCoversGrl: OHH haha
PunkCoversGrl: well practice makes perfect and well how's got more of that...
PunkCoversGrl: heh heh heh
Apendrapew: Bad.. bad..
PunkCoversGrl: me bad?? NOOOO
Apendrapew: awful!
PunkCoversGrl: lol and u don't even know the half of it
Apendrapew: I knwo some of it..
Apendrapew: Not sure that I wanna know.
PunkCoversGrl: i hate to say this but Brian corrupted me
PunkCoversGrl: didn't think it was possible
Apendrapew: Goddd.
Apendrapew: lol.. I was thinkign the same
PunkCoversGrl: hehe
PunkCoversGrl: i could be evil and say that someday u may find out but nooo i'll be good and just let u ponder over it in ur dreams hehe
Apendrapew: I'm not pondering it!! I'm not even getting near it!!
Apendrapew: AHhh
PunkCoversGrl: oh i see is that how it is HUH hehehe
Apendrapew: Oh man.. I think you already told me some of what you're talking about..
Apendrapew: that night we were eating ice cream in your truck bed
PunkCoversGrl: HAHA
PunkCoversGrl: troof
Apendrapew: Yeah.. mental images are BAD
Apendrapew: Definitely BAD
PunkCoversGrl: but hey i mean it gets old u need new stuff to make it interesting
Apendrapew: What dude?!

Apendrapew: no..
PunkCoversGrl: and wait a minute there
PunkCoversGrl: are mental pics of me THAT BAD
PunkCoversGrl: i'm now insulted
Apendrapew: No... just the whole thing..
Apendrapew: I like your body
PunkCoversGrl: lol oh god
Apendrapew: oh god? or oh, good?
Apendrapew: nevermind
PunkCoversGrl: i was going to say there buddy i've got some mental images of ur bod
Apendrapew: hahah
PunkCoversGrl: and i meant oh GOD
Apendrapew: oh GOD
Apendrapew: haha
PunkCoversGrl: lol hey it takes two to tango there pal
Apendrapew: I tango with myself sometimes
Apendrapew: jk...
PunkCoversGrl: OH MY
PunkCoversGrl: now thats umm nice
PunkCoversGrl: thanx for sharing
Apendrapew: Hey.. I already explained the mechanics the other day I believe
Apendrapew: It's NECESSARY
PunkCoversGrl: i know i know
Apendrapew: That's right you know..
Apendrapew: I'm glad I've educated you
PunkCoversGrl: hehe and i believe i helped in the education of u haha
PunkCoversGrl: i pride myself in that
Apendrapew: yeah, you have
PunkCoversGrl: hehe snicker snicker
PunkCoversGrl: woops what am i saying i mean shame shame on me
PunkCoversGrl: i'm a bad bad girl
Apendrapew: Yes, shame! I am not a sweet innocent kid anymore..
PunkCoversGrl: lol u never were
PunkCoversGrl: i just helped to make is more offical
PunkCoversGrl: ok or not talk to me
PunkCoversGrl: humph
Apendrapew: heheh
PunkCoversGrl: bum
PunkCoversGrl: well i'm out must go read some more hehe i'll have good dreams now HAHA JK JK night hun and maybe i'll talk to u tomorrow at school if i see u around!
Apendrapew: okay, good night Tory!!!
Apendrapew: haha
PunkCoversGrl: night hun;-)O:-):-D

Andrew C. hacking the planet

MeSki53: B
Apendrapew: yo
MeSki53 wants to send file picture.exe.
Apendrapew declined request; the file will not be sent.
Apendrapew: I don't like files that end with exe
MeSki53: it's an exe?
Apendrapew: picture.exe
MeSki53: weird
Apendrapew: what is it?
MeSki53: I thought it was a pic of central
Apendrapew wants to send file C:\My Music\Incubus - Morning View\incubus - are you in.mp3.
Apendrapew: stuff from their new album that isn't out yet.
MeSki53: why is that going so solw?
Apendrapew: 34kpbs?
Apendrapew: What are you used to?
MeSki53: I don't know, it just seems slow
Apendrapew: It's a big file
Apendrapew: 6 mb
MeSki53: do you have mediaone?
Apendrapew: Yes sir!
MeSki53 received C:\My Music\Incubus - Morning View\incubus - are you in.mp3.
MeSki53: did you know your PI address is 24.218.207.150?
Apendrapew: That's not my IP address
MeSki53: I know, I messed up
Apendrapew: heh
Apendrapew: How did you come up with that?
MeSki53: never you mind
Apendrapew: heh..
MeSki53: you hack?
Apendrapew: Nope.. that's illegal I think
Apendrapew: I have your IP tracked somewhere from when you visited my site
MeSki53: thank you
Apendrapew: np.
MeSki53: really
Apendrapew: Yeah, the counter does that
Apendrapew: Kinda cool
MeSki53: that's. . .illegal
Apendrapew: it tells me your Browser type, OS, and IP
Apendrapew: No, it's not..
Apendrapew: I don't fuck with peopel